Before Ernest Hemmingway wrote The Sun Also Rises, he had completed an epic novel; a novel discovered early this year by scholars who maintain it is by far his best work. This rare find has been described as a truly flawless love story and quite possibly the most touching tale of love ever put on paper. The story follows a terminally ill woman who is admitted to a long – term care facility where she is cared for by a brilliant physician who not only nurtured her but also devoted his entire life to discovering a cure for the disease that was ravaging the woman he was falling in love with. The greatest literary minds gathered to discuss why this compelling and beautiful story was never published and none of them could find a flaw until the title page was discovered in a seperate box with an alternate beginning. You see, the illness the main character suffered from was a severe stomach infection with a common side effect mirroring that of dysentery and Ernest Hemmingway made a note that he would never budge on the title of the book and it is presumed that his insistance on the title is what most likely kept the book from getting published. The title of the truest and most inspiring love story ever put down on paper: The Pooping Flu.

Hemingway would become much more articulate when titling his later works.