Butler (pictured above between takes in his film “Human Manatee”) once saved a young boy from drowning on an off-day from filming in Scotland, presenting the government with the dilemma of having to reward the isolated heroic act of a terrible man.  Ultimately they decided to give him the award but it was presented to him by the Humane Society, since he is such a dirty dog.

The other day, youngsters flocked to the Gap in Hollywood because they heard that jeans were “half off”.  Unfortunately they were disappointed when they arrived as they realized the jeans in question were Gerard Butler’s as he tried to show a young employee his balls.

Butler’s film “300″ was one of the first truly big IMAX theatrical releases.  The film was shot on IMAX to reinforce the epic nature of the story.  Butler’s next film is also slated to be released in the IMAX format, but this time so that the screen can accommodate his love handles.

Butler has expressed some frustration that he has not yet bagged an Oscar, though he was quick to boast that he’s been with a Riccardo, two Manuel’s, and one Enrique.

A little known fact is that “300″ was originally going to be a live-action movie with naturally muscled actors, but when Butler turned up for shooting with 30 more pounds of cellulite than expected the entirety of the footage had to be converted into this dismal cartoon that was released to the public.

Before he was even famous as an actor, Butler was already linked to many of the hottest starlets in Hollywood as many of them were already supplementing their beautiful locks with extensions harvested from his famously fine, long and silken ass hair.

Butler was more recently cast in the movie “Law-Abiding Citizen” (though, of course, he is not).

Butler has been known to boast that he’s a real “breast man,” and those who have seen him shirtless have tended to agree.

Q: Why is the floor of Gerard Butler’s restroom always completely wet?

A: Because he never dries his face after drinking out of the toilet.