The Lowbrows had the very special opportunity to sit down with former President George W. Bush to discuss his future plans as well as his views on the current condition of the United States. This is what he had to say…

LBS: Former President George W. Bush, may I call you G-Dubs, please?

GWB: I don’t see why not.

LBS: Excellent. Now, G-Dubs, have you heard of the atrocious acts being committed in Iraq at this very moment?

GWB: I don’t think so.

LBS: Allow us to explain. The Iraqi government is poisoning all of the stray dogs in the city. The poison causes extreme exhaustion and illness at which point they shoot them dead. There are reports of up to 300 dogs killed already.

GWB: Well… I think they’re better off, cause, you know… Heaven.

LBS: Pardon me?

GWB: You know. They’re better off in heaven than running around the streets of Iraq.

LBS: I’m sorry former President George W. Bush, I don’t follow.

GWB: All dogs go to heaven.

LBS: What?

GWB: I saw this documentary called “All Dogs Go to Heaven” and according to that, well, all dogs go to heaven.

LBS: I’m sorry, sir. Are you talking about the animated film, “All Dogs Go to Heaven?”

GWB: What’s an animated film?

I find it necessary to inform our readers that this was the end of the interview. Immediately after saying “What’s an animated film?” former President George W. Bush farted quietly but loud enough to be off-putting and was distracted by an ice cream truck he thought he heard outside.

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