One Trick Ponies
Though she may be beautiful, though she may be tall
A one-trick pony will always be left in the stall
Keep that in mind, little Nellie, as you lie on your back
Let another do all the work, you’ll only get yourself sacked
For every finger thrown at you, you’ll pledge to pump a fist
For every tongue that wags in your direction, you’ll offer your own pair of lips,
And should someone really try your mettle, saying he’d like to think outside “the box”
Don’t give in to such a sly, silly fox,
Don’t let him see you blanch or cringe
or see your nerves he’s caused to singe,
Roll over fearless and free, little Nellie, show him you don’t mind
swallow your pride and offer your behind!