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		<title>An LBS Irish Fun Fact!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Due to its devout Catholicism, Ireland is consistently cited in scientific polling on sexuality for having the least amount of sex acts going on per day per household.  And, of course, the most in churches.



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		<title>This Day in History &#8211; St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[389 &#8211; St. Patrick allegedly drove all the snakes out of Ireland &#8211; an act so incredibly impressive to the Irish that they have celebrated it by getting completely fall-down shitfaced every March 17th since. What is often forgotten, however, is that St. Patrick also drove out every decent looking woman too.
461 &#8211; According to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Cider Press Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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The Great Recession had settled in firmly, its boot heels dug into the dirt surrounding everyone who stood anywhere and the aire of despair it had brought with it was palpable. Employment opportunities were beyond scarce and even the need for privatized military had dwindled severely and now, for the first time since his junior [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LBS Greatest Hits!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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In the wake of the wild success that the site has seen over the last month, with money flowing in from our sponsorship by BabyTouch pillows, we wanted to take a look back at the posts that made us what we are now&#8230;  posts such as the original, infamous, and completely unmerited taunting of Johnny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LBS&#8217;s Brand New Corporate Sponsor! &#8211; Dimoggio&#8217;s Piping Hot Tomato Slices</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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Dimoggio&#8217;s Fresh Italian Piping Hot Tomato Slices are steamed at 500 degrees and served soaking wet.
The Old Country farmers at Dimoggio&#8217;s Tuscan farms pick the tomatoes and slice them RIGHT on location. Immediately following the slicing, the slices are placed in the farmers&#8217; pockets to ensure balminess. So we can say, with absolute truth: From [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Out Tom Green&#8217;s Standup Tour</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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We went recently to see Tom Green perform here in Chicago and the show was amazing.  If you can, make sure to catch him on one of his remaining dates (Texas, California, Missouri and Arizona) and check out his online talk show, free at his website.  You can even easily skype in to talk to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Unmerited Taunting of Gerard Butler</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Butler (pictured above between takes in his film &#8220;Human Manatee&#8221;) once saved a young boy from drowning on an off-day from filming in Scotland, presenting the government with the dilemma of having to reward the isolated heroic act of a terrible man.  Ultimately they decided to give him the award but it was presented to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An LBS Fun Fact!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Plants are so stupid that they think sunlight is food!
Idiots.
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		<title>Torn from the Headlines!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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The Canadian hockey team defeated their US rivals in overtime to take the gold medal on Sunday, bringing the 2010 Winter Olympics to a close.  US citizens will now be forced to return to their usual complete apathy to the sport, but will be able to look forward to pretending to care about bicycling as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Unmerited Ja Rule Taunting</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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Jeffery Atkins says he took the name “Ja Rule” for very detailed and intricate reasons of which he wouldn’t speak. When grilled by MTV, Atkins eventually broke down and explained. “Some of my friends called me &#8216;Ja&#8217; and other friends called me &#8216;Rule&#8217; so I just put them together.&#8221; Upon releasing this information it was [...]]]></description>
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