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		<title>Resurrection Men: Fræt Hægtesse Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 04:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Resurrection Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butcher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cousins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fræt Hægtesse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grave Robber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humfrids Bowler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Latin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[London]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piet Dogfael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Witch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sir Bowler, I trust this has found you well and in the utmost health. I write to you because I have heard you are the man to write to. I am formally aware of your profession and the company you keep with your cousin, Sir Dogfael. My name is Winifred Wynyn and I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Philosophy of 30</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/sophisticaty-things/the-philosophy-of-30</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 16:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sophisticaty Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Class of 2000]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[existential]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Hendrix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metaphysics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Assuming most of you reading this were not born 199,970 years ago, you&#8217;re familiar with turning thirty. I am about to be familiar with it. I&#8217;m a Taurus and I am a member of the class of 2000; something that seemed to be a much bigger deal in the year 2000 &#8211; what happened to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>King Douche &#8211; Tucker Max Cannot Give Money Away</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/torn-from-the-headlines/king-douche-tucker-max-cannot-give-money-away</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/torn-from-the-headlines/king-douche-tucker-max-cannot-give-money-away#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Torn From the Headlines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Man on Campus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[College]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Douche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frauds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misogynist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Planned Parenthood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tucker Max]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who has spent a semester in college most likely knows who Tucker Max is. This Joe Francis of &#8220;literature&#8221; (and I use the term literature in the loosest way imaginable) is a misogynistic clown whose inherited affluence has mistakenly entitled him to think he is the coolest kid in school. Here&#8217;s the deal, on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resurrection Men &#8211; Fræt Hægtesse Part I</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/sophisticaty-things/resurrection-men-fraet-haegtesse-part-i</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/sophisticaty-things/resurrection-men-fraet-haegtesse-part-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Resurrection Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sophisticaty Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1766]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Bad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butcher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Church-yard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humfrids Bowler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Klent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old English]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piet Dogfael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Witches]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1394</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It is the month of July in King George’s 1766. Piet Dogfael and his cousin Humfrids Bowler have now been working together for more than a bit of years. Over the course of a sluggish six, Piet and Humfrids pressed out the majority of their wrinkles; on their heels of the cliff of time they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tap and Handle</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/lowbrow-bars/tap-and-handle</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/lowbrow-bars/tap-and-handle#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lowbrow Bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colorado]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Delirium]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Great Bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Great Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Illinois]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeff Willis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Small Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“If you build it, they will come,” Jeff Willis told me after I asked him what the goad was for Fort Collins’ newest craft beer house, Tap and Handle. We sat across from one another on one of his handmade picnic tables in the back beer garden that opened just a few days before. Willis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Riding The Kony Pony: We Get It!</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/riding-the-kony-pony-we-get-it</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/riding-the-kony-pony-we-get-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 23:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LBS Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jason Russell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joseph Kony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kony 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rihanna]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1366</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Jason, Kudos to posting one of the most viewed Youtube videos in the history of the tube encouraging the public to &#8220;you&#8221; themselves; we just think you might be at risk of beating this whole Kony thing to death&#8230; might be. We get it! You love Joseph Kony &#8211; and who can blame you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lowbrow Sophisticate</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/the-lowbrow-sophisticate</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/the-lowbrow-sophisticate#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As of late, since occupying my new home city of Fort Collins, interested parties have asked me what the Lowbrow Sophisticate is all about: what is a Lowbrow Sophisticate? Are you born one? Can you become one? And how does lowbrow sophistication translate to a website such as this one? To be completely truthful, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber &#8211; Eskimo Favors</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/the-continuing-adventures-of-jack-grabber-eskimo-favors</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/the-continuing-adventures-of-jack-grabber-eskimo-favors#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jack Grabber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CPK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Military]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pianos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Samir Godot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snacktime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[underpants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1356</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The sweat on his brow began to pool horizontally in the deep schisms of his man wrinkles. Jack Grabber catches his reflection in a mirror that leaned up against the wall between the kitchen and the living room, Men really do get better looking with age, he thought to himself. &#8220;Did you say something, Jacky?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Day in History: March 9th</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/this-day-in-history/this-day-in-history-march-9th</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/this-day-in-history/this-day-in-history-march-9th#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[This Day in History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amelia earhart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbie doll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bulemia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chili cook-off]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hale-bopp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plan crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spa treatments]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1997 &#8211; Observers in China, Mongolia and Siberia are treated to a rare double-feature in the form of a solar eclipse and the coming-out party for fabulous comet Hale-Bopp.  Observers in my family are rare witnesses to a double-feature of &#8220;Bill &#38; Ted&#8217;s Bogus Journey&#8221; and &#8220;Harry and the Hendersons&#8221; at the Akron City Drive-In. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOWBROW&#8217;S MOVING TO THE FORT</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/lowbrows-moving-to-the-fort</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/lowbrows-moving-to-the-fort#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=1340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello All, I understand that I have been less than consistent this 2012, but that is all about to change. Lowbrow&#8217;s founder and his lovely wife are moving to the beer and bicycling capital of the United States: Fort Collins, CO. Upon arrival, LBS will be back in action with a new layout as well [...]]]></description>
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