A man of low moral character comes into possession of a magic crystal ball that can see into the future. In the course of using it to spy on women as they undress (while pleasuring himself), he unwittingly stumbles upon a woman in the FUTURE who has a crystal ball that can see into the PAST. They make eye contact for an awkward moment before she lowers her eyes and starts to laugh at the insubstantial size of his genitals. He smashes his ball to the floor and runs away crying.

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