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		<title>Lowbrow Writers&#8217; Biographies Recently Rejected by Publishers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 22:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Balding]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul Haggis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THE PERMISSION OF FATHERS Love And Then Love While I Have Hair Runaway Groom Is That It? The Tuxedo in the Closet Oh, Shit. Deja&#8217;fool Too Many Brumskies Christmas for One The Life of Paul Haggis Toe Stubs]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest Love Story Never Told</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/the-greatest-love-story-never-told</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 17:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dysentery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ernest Hemingway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[novels]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before Ernest Hemmingway wrote The Sun Also Rises, he had completed an epic novel; a novel discovered early this year by scholars who maintain it is by far his best work. This rare find has been described as a truly flawless love story and quite possibly the most touching tale of love ever put on paper. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Names For Death &#8211; Round 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sophisticaty Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death and Dying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funeral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Coleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[golden girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the recent passing of celebrities like Gary &#8220;whatcha&#8221; Coleman and the slutty one from Golden Girls, we here at the Lowbrow Sophisticate find it cathartic to enhance the mourning process with inventive new terms to describe the journey our loved ones take when traveling to hell. So if you&#8217;ve lost someone close to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tell Us Who To Taunt!</title>
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		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/tell-us-who-to-taunt#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Help]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell us who to taunt and we&#8217;ll do it! Remember, these are unmerited, so no easy targets!]]></description>
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		<title>Torn From the Headlines &#8211; February 5th</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/torn-from-the-headlines-february-5th</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Federal health officials have reported that for the fourth week in a row no states had widespread swine flu activity. A spokesman said that at this point the only known feverish pigs in America are the women waiting in line for tickets to Bon Jovi’s reunion tour. Crates of Scotch whisky and brandy have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Valley</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Apple Valley. A nominally sized, everyday Midwestern town that at one time lay between an apple grove and the famous Nameless River. The apple trees died in the great freeze of 1977 but the name stayed as permanent as the graffiti on the door of the women’s restroom at the Ginger Head Park, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Champ Stamps</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/champ-stamps</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/champ-stamps#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An new LBS Trend certain to spread like swine flu: Lower back tattoos for males.]]></description>
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		<title>Torture Techniques Rejected by Dick Cheney and the CIA</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/torture-techniques-rejected-by-dick-cheney-and-the-cia</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/torture-techniques-rejected-by-dick-cheney-and-the-cia#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=777</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“Learning to Fly” “Bed Head” “Déjà vu” “A Light Lunch” &#8220;Atlas&#8217; Heavy Burden&#8221; “Alabama Twilight” “Beyond Belief” “The Bad Samaritan” “Sunday Stroll” “Jazz Hands” “A Family Affair” “No Time for Tears” “Raw Deal” “Trouble in the Kitchen” “The Basketball Squad” “Bedazzled” “Farmer’s Delight” “Sign of the Times” “Dance All Night” “The Highlight Reel” “Bending Below” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Day in History! March 23</title>
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		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/on-this-day-in-history#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On March 23rd, 2009 &#8211; Two lowbrows flew to Paris and were never to be seen again. Their names are still forgotten.]]></description>
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		<title>Relationship Advice with Humbert Humbert</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert-2</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Humbert - I hope you choose my query as one to address with your infinite wisdom. I have been with my girlfriend for two years now and things are starting to change. You see, she has gained a few pounds, and the only reason I breach this subject straight up is simply because she [...]]]></description>
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