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		<title>Torn From the Headlines &#8211; February 5th</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Federal health officials have reported that for the fourth week in a row no states had widespread swine flu activity.  A spokesman said that at this point the only known feverish pigs in America are the women waiting in line for tickets to Bon Jovi’s reunion tour.
Crates of Scotch whisky and brandy have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Valley</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Apple Valley. 
A nominally sized, everyday Midwestern town that at one time lay between an apple grove and the famous Nameless River. The apple trees died in the great freeze of 1977 but the name stayed as permanent as the graffiti on the door of the women’s restroom at the Ginger Head Park, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Champ Stamps</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/champ-stamps</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An new LBS Trend certain to spread like swine flu: Lower back tattoos for males. 
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		<title>Torture Techniques Rejected by Dick Cheney and the CIA</title>
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		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/torture-techniques-rejected-by-dick-cheney-and-the-cia#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Learning to Fly”
“Bed Head”
“Déjà vu”
“A Light Lunch”
&#8220;Atlas&#8217; Heavy Burden&#8221;
“Alabama Twilight”
“Beyond Belief”
“The Bad Samaritan”
“Sunday Stroll”
“Jazz Hands”
“A Family Affair”
“No Time for Tears”
“Raw Deal”
“Trouble in the Kitchen”
“The Basketball Squad”
“Bedazzled”
“Farmer’s Delight”
“Sign of the Times”
“Dance All Night”
“The Highlight Reel”
“Bending Below”
“I Never Knew You Cared”
“Nothin’ But Net”
&#8220;St. Martin&#8217;s Press&#8221;
&#8220;Dinner with Barbara&#8221;
&#8220;How day Do Dat&#8221;
&#8220;Spelling Bee&#8221;
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		<title>This Day in History! March 23</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/on-this-day-in-history</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On March 23rd, 2009 &#8211; Two lowbrows flew to Paris and were never to be seen again. Their names are still forgotten. 
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		<title>Relationship Advice with Humbert Humbert</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert-2</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Humbert -
I hope you choose my query as one to address with your infinite wisdom. I have been with my girlfriend for two years now and things are starting to change. You see, she has gained a few pounds, and the only reason I breach this subject straight up is simply because she has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get to Know Your LBS Writers</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/get-to-know-your-lbs-writers</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/get-to-know-your-lbs-writers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to better make ourselves known to you, we here at LBS decided to take 9 or 10 seconds to look up movies whose titles are our first names and post the plot summaries as they pretty much say it all.
Dan:
Dan is only 10 years old and is caught between a younger and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another LBS Fun Fact!</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/another-lbs-fun-fact-4</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/another-lbs-fun-fact-4#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adolph hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hitlerious!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mein kampf]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=709</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In 1925 and 1926, the two volumes of author Adolph Hitler&#8217;s political treatise &#8220;Mein Kampf&#8221; saw their original release in Germany.  The book was a success, selling approximately 240,000 copies in its first ten years.  However, Hitler&#8217;s next work, a book of comedic observations and irreverent anecdotes called &#8220;Hitlerious!&#8221;, saw the author&#8217;s sudden [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An LBS rap from newly discovered rappers King Krab &amp; Sprinkles</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/an-lbs-rap-from-newly-discovered-rappers-king-krab-sprinkles</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/an-lbs-rap-from-newly-discovered-rappers-king-krab-sprinkles#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/?p=672</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sing, O Goddess, the anger of Achilles / cuz m&#8217;mind on fire t&#8217;night / like m&#8217;brain be eatin&#8217; dem red hot chiles / Athena in all her wisdom / couldn&#8217;t calm me down wit gentle song / but if she wanna save some livez tonight she better pass me dat Olympian-sized bong / it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Relationship Advice with Humbert Humbert</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/various-sundries/relationship-advice-with-humbert-humbert#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Various Sundries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LBS has been fortunate enough to join forces with Humbert Humbert and offer an online advice forum for men (or women if they feel so inclined) who are having trouble with their significant others. Now, whether or not our patrons need guidance with partners they are currently involved with or they simply need advice on [...]]]></description>
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