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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber and the Death of OBL</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 17:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Yessir, Mr. President Osama, Sir.” “It’s Obama,” the Hawaiian Muslimy voice says on the other end, but it was too late &#8211; the other end had already hung up. Jack Grabber had never directly been asked to do a mission by the President of the United States before and he had never heard of this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Snow Daise</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bone-licking, subzero arctic air forced itself into Jack Grabber’s veins, dropping his core body temperature to a stern 89 degrees, which was troubling to Jack who always worried when his body temp dropped below its usual 94.1. Jack couldn’t believe that it was still snowing. It had been snowing for over a day and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack Grabber: Waiting for Gadot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Grabber stripped off the last of his western clothes, picked the crisp, light, white Middle Eastern robe off the bed and slid it over his body before putting on the traditional headdress.  He could smell the myrrh that scented the cloth.  He inhaled it deeply; a satisfying scent that reminded him of the very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Playin&#8217; Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the door closed it was impossible to see a damn thing in the little holding cell.  The prisoner was completely deprived of any sensory experience but his own internal thoughts; his consciousness hovered there in the blackness.  And the blackness bled into his consciousness, altered it, made it think bad things.  In his training [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack Grabber: Hawaiian Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 03:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Grabber sat relaxed (or as relaxed as Jack Grabber actually gets) in a cabana that he had paid 63 dollars for exactly four hours earlier. As his eyes followed the lines down to his toes, wriggling in the sand, he was surprised: he was wearing more clothes than he thought he would have by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Cider Press Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Great Recession had settled in firmly, its boot heels dug into the dirt surrounding everyone who stood anywhere and the aire of despair it had brought with it was palpable. Employment opportunities were beyond scarce and even the need for privatized military had dwindled severely and now, for the first time since his junior [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon &amp; Kate Minus Jack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One could barely see the dozens of empty wine bottles through the hazy cloud of cigarette smoke that drifted from the great room and into the kitchen, filling it like the empty space effected by a backdraft of a great fire. Jack Grabber didn&#8217;t drink&#8230; usually, but then again, Jon and Kate Plus Eight had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pie a la Bode</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Grabber hated birthdays. Not just his, but everyone’s, but especially his. Jack Grabber had such distaste for birthdays that he actually had no idea how old he was and often had trouble estimating the age of others. He had always assumed that he was between the ages of twenty and sixty years old. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Play Set</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/the-play-set</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex-military policeman, Jack Grabber, had come to. It took him a moment to feel his bearings; on his fists he pushed himself up from a prone position. He had injured one his 400 bones on the fall…he didn&#8217;t know which one it was, or what it was called, he only knew it was more crooked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moussaka and Mustafa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The barbed wire fence glowed a wavy red sweat from the heat and sizzled when touched with the damp morning grass. The heat grew hotter as Grabber opened up on it with his flame thrower until it was red hot and then walked right through it… just walked right through. It was unbelievable almost as [...]]]></description>
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