O Ruddy-Headed Dick
Wrap yourself in rubber, O ruddy-headed Dick As soon as the surface you tread becomes slick We all like the touch of a texture wet like...
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Though she may be beautiful, though she may be tall A one-trick pony will always be left in the stall Keep that in mind, little Nellie, as...
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A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush, little lass Remember these words t’ be true For though they both may fit, though...
Read MoreOh Symbols, Oh Mystery
In youth I dreamt, yea, that I saw two rising mountains And to the South a cave whose walls were dewy wet As if by the spray of some great...
Read MoreToulera-e
Why would I steal it When you’ll give it to me for free Toulera toulera toulera-e Why would I grab What you’ll hand over to me Toulera...
Read MoreThey Touch Your Face at First so Lightly
The moon is rising yonder, and the night it’s drawing nigh So get down upon your knees, little Beatrice, look upwards now and sigh For...
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Stalk the Lowbrows
