The Lowbrow Sophisticates are pleased to announce our new corporate sponsor: Aunt Bekham’s Spicy Face Jerky. Premium edible jerky pulled from the finest of ALL animal faces. Try one of the seventy one different flavors!

Dimoggio’s Fresh Italian Piping Hot Tomato Slices are steamed at 500 degrees and served soaking wet.

The Old Country farmers at Dimoggio’s Tuscan farms pick the tomatoes and slice them RIGHT on location. Immediately following the slicing, the slices are placed in the farmers’ pockets to ensure balminess. So we can say, with absolute truth: From our pants to your mouth!

And remember, Dimoggio’s Fresh Italian Piping Hot Tomato Slices always taste better on hot summer days!

Enjoy!