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		<title>Daymare</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horror movie premise about the ghost of a female horse that haunts local children during their lucid daydreams. Instead of ectoplasm, the ghost&#8217;s presence is detected by the pungent stench of manure. Daymare was passed on by Lionsgate for Saw XXII
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		<title>Lifting-2-Get-Her</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two amateur bodybuilders write a massive text on the ins and outs of weight training, with the intention of rivaling Arnold Schwarzenegger&#8217;s best selling Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding. The focus was to be on lifting with a friend, with the title being &#8220;Lifting Together.&#8221; The book was immediately shelved after the photoshoot for the cover [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mad-gicians</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of &#8220;illusionists&#8221; who spend much of their time protesting various causes. They are able to do this due to the fact that they rely on &#8220;magic&#8221; to pay their bills.
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		<title>Serial Killer Hack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A serial killer who, despite killing many and evading the law, is still not taken seriously by other serial killers because his method of killing is so lacking in imagination or personalized flourishes.  Though he pretends not to let it bother him, this failure to gain the approval of his peers often leaves him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peen Wolf</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Similar to the beloved 80&#8217;s movie character Teen Wolf, except&#8230;  different.
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		<title>Crystal Ball Pervert</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man of low moral character comes into possession of a magic crystal ball that can see into the future.  In the course of using it to spy on women as they undress (while pleasuring himself), he unwittingly stumbles upon a woman in the FUTURE who has a crystal ball that can see into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Art Critic</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dapper, extremely articulate middle-aged man who frequents art museums and routinely recites insightful commentary about all the works, but who also reeks of gasoline.
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		<title>Charlie Chaplin Handkerchief Perfume</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A handkerchief perfume inspired by the various and multiple well known &#8220;love&#8221; scents of Charlie Chaplin. Discontinued immediately after too many order mix-ups mistaking Charlie Chaplin Handkerchief Perfume for Hitler Handkerchief Perfume. Recognized as an &#8220;honest mistake.&#8221;
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		<title>Misunderstanding</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guy who is morbidly obese because he has always been under the misunderstanding that brunch is a meal unto itself (i.e. one of four daily meals) rather than a combination of breakfast and lunch.
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		<title>Who Dealt it? Detectives</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two private dicks who are hired to investigate the most heinous of crimes: who it is that farts and does not claim it. They are the highest paid of all the private detectives and receive little work. One of the detectives, Alan Tams, wears coke bottle glasses due to a rare case of astigmatism often [...]]]></description>
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