Horror movie premise about the ghost of a female horse that haunts local children during their lucid daydreams. Instead of ectoplasm, the ghost’s presence is detected by the pungent stench of manure. Daymare was passed on by Lionsgate for Saw XXII
Two amateur bodybuilders write a massive text on the ins and outs of weight training, with the intention of rivaling Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best selling Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding. The focus was to be on lifting with a friend, with the title being “Lifting Together.” The book was immediately shelved after the photoshoot for the cover turned tragic when the two began fighting over the girl who was on the cover with them. The scene was to be them flexing while pulling gently on the model’s arms. Unfortunately it went in another direction when they began tugging on her and subsequently ripped her arms off.
A group of “illusionists” who spend much of their time protesting various causes. They are able to do this due to the fact that they rely on “magic” to pay their bills.
A serial killer who, despite killing many and evading the law, is still not taken seriously by other serial killers because his method of killing is so lacking in imagination or personalized flourishes. Though he pretends not to let it bother him, this failure to gain the approval of his peers often leaves him in less than a good mood.
Similar to the beloved 80’s movie character Teen Wolf, except… different.
A man of low moral character comes into possession of a magic crystal ball that can see into the future. In the course of using it to spy on women as they undress (while pleasuring himself), he unwittingly stumbles upon a woman in the FUTURE who has a crystal ball that can see into the PAST. They make eye contact for an awkward moment before she lowers her eyes and starts to laugh at the insubstantial size of his genitals. He smashes his ball to the floor and runs away crying.
A dapper, extremely articulate middle-aged man who frequents art museums and routinely recites insightful commentary about all the works, but who also reeks of gasoline.
A handkerchief perfume inspired by the various and multiple well known “love” scents of Charlie Chaplin. Discontinued immediately after too many order mix-ups mistaking Charlie Chaplin Handkerchief Perfume for Hitler Handkerchief Perfume. Recognized as an “honest mistake.”
Guy who is morbidly obese because he has always been under the misunderstanding that brunch is a meal unto itself (i.e. one of four daily meals) rather than a combination of breakfast and lunch.
Two private dicks who are hired to investigate the most heinous of crimes: who it is that farts and does not claim it. They are the highest paid of all the private detectives and receive little work. One of the detectives, Alan Tams, wears coke bottle glasses due to a rare case of astigmatism often referred to as “fart sightedness.”
