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	<title>The Lowbrow Sophisticate &#187; Adam</title>
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		<title>LBS Google Search Term Winners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From time to time we&#8217;d like to share some of the more intersting search terms that people have used to end up on our site to give you a little flavor of what our fans are like.  Todays highlighted search term is:
Bow Wow Genital Warts
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		<title>Jack Grabber: Waiting for Gadot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Grabber stripped off the last of his western clothes, picked the crisp, light, white Middle Eastern robe off the bed and slid it over his body before putting on the traditional headdress.  He could smell the myrrh that scented the cloth.  He inhaled it deeply; a satisfying scent that reminded him of the very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Playin&#8217; Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the door closed it was impossible to see a damn thing in the little holding cell.  The prisoner was completely deprived of any sensory experience but his own internal thoughts; his consciousness hovered there in the blackness.  And the blackness bled into his consciousness, altered it, made it think bad things.  In his training [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A REALLY Unmerited Betty White Taunting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 01:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Betty White’s family moved from Oak Park, Illinois to Los Angeles, California during the “Great Depression.” Unfortunately their depression was not alleviated by the move because Betty came with them.
Even before her most famous tv show, White referred to her breasts as the “golden girls” due to their thick, blonde hair.
White’s first marriage to an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An LBS Irish Fun Fact!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Due to its devout Catholicism, Ireland is consistently cited in scientific polling on sexuality for having the least amount of sex acts going on per day per household.  And, of course, the most in churches.



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		<title>LBS Greatest Hits!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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In the wake of the wild success that the site has seen over the last month, with money flowing in from our sponsorship by BabyTouch pillows, we wanted to take a look back at the posts that made us what we are now&#8230;  posts such as the original, infamous, and completely unmerited taunting of Johnny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check Out Tom Green&#8217;s Standup Tour</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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We went recently to see Tom Green perform here in Chicago and the show was amazing.  If you can, make sure to catch him on one of his remaining dates (Texas, California, Missouri and Arizona) and check out his online talk show, free at his website.  You can even easily skype in to talk to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Unmerited Taunting of Gerard Butler</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Butler (pictured above between takes in his film &#8220;Human Manatee&#8221;) once saved a young boy from drowning on an off-day from filming in Scotland, presenting the government with the dilemma of having to reward the isolated heroic act of a terrible man.  Ultimately they decided to give him the award but it was presented to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An LBS Fun Fact!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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Plants are so stupid that they think sunlight is food!
Idiots.
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		<title>Torn from the Headlines!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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The Canadian hockey team defeated their US rivals in overtime to take the gold medal on Sunday, bringing the 2010 Winter Olympics to a close.  US citizens will now be forced to return to their usual complete apathy to the sport, but will be able to look forward to pretending to care about bicycling as [...]]]></description>
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