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	<title>The Lowbrow Sophisticate &#187; Stroog</title>
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		<title>Follow Us on Twitter!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Use the new button on the left side of the page to follow us on Twitter.  Its like having a vending machine full of your uncle&#8217;s jokes!]]></description>
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		<title>Bleeding Gracefully: the Cameron Esposito Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Last month, some friends and I headed late one evening down a long, seemingly empty street in Chicago’s old meat-packing district.  We drove down a line of what looked like old, abandoned warehouses until we came to the correct address.  We parked and looked around at not much of anything.  We were there for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Torn from the Headlines: May 26th</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 16:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is rejoicing today as Gen. Ratko Mladic, former Serbian military commander, was arrested for crimes against humanity.  Unfortunately, the rest of the Serbian population is still at large. Dick Cheney was quoted recently as saying that he “worships” rising GOP star Paul Ryan.  Ryan responded that the praise was bittersweet: sweet because a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Day in History: May 16th</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/this-day-in-history/this-day-in-history-may-16th</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 20:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[andy kaufman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[2011 &#8211; Lowbrowsophisticate writer Daniel Monroe continues to insist he is a scientist, despite his only &#8220;experiment&#8221; being how much one man can snack in an evening. 1992 – “Smells Like Nirvana” by “Weird” Al Yankovic hits #35 on the Billboard charts, ensuring Kurt Cobain’s death by suicide two years later. 1990 – Jim Henson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Merited Taunting of Osama Bin Laden</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 21:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[definitive account of bin laden's death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Mere hours after his death, Osama&#8217;s body was given a proper burial at sea by the US government.  This action illustrated two things: that President Barrack Obama has grace even for his greatest enemies, and that he has suspiciously thorough, at-hand knowledge of Islamic burial customs. Bin Laden’s religious ideology maintained that all civilians are fair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Day in History: May 6th</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 19:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2011 &#8211; Osama Bin Laden heads into day 6 of his dirty, eternal orgy with the 72 virgins; finds their youthfulness invigorating but their sexual prowess somewhat lacking / wishes he could replace them with whores. 2002 &#8211; Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn was assassinated outside a radio station by an animal rights activist who claimed he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LBS Google Search Term Winners</title>
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		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/lbs-google-search-term-winners#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From time to time we&#8217;d like to share some of the more intersting search terms that people have used to end up on our site to give you a little flavor of what our fans are like.  Todays highlighted search term is: Bow Wow Genital Warts]]></description>
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		<title>Jack Grabber: Waiting for Gadot</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/jack-grabber-waiting-for-gadot</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/jack-grabber-waiting-for-gadot#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jack Grabber]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Grabber stripped off the last of his western clothes, picked the crisp, light, white Middle Eastern robe off the bed and slid it over his body before putting on the traditional headdress.  He could smell the myrrh that scented the cloth.  He inhaled it deeply; a satisfying scent that reminded him of the very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuing Adventures of Jack Grabber: Playin&#8217; Ball</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/the-continuing-adventures-of-jack-grabber-playin-ball</link>
		<comments>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/jack-grabber/the-continuing-adventures-of-jack-grabber-playin-ball#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jack Grabber]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the door closed it was impossible to see a damn thing in the little holding cell.  The prisoner was completely deprived of any sensory experience but his own internal thoughts; his consciousness hovered there in the blackness.  And the blackness bled into his consciousness, altered it, made it think bad things.  In his training [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A REALLY Unmerited Betty White Taunting</title>
		<link>http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/an-unmerited-betty-white-taunting</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 01:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stroog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Betty White’s family moved from Oak Park, Illinois to Los Angeles, California during the “Great Depression.” Unfortunately their depression was not alleviated by the move because Betty came with them. Even before her most famous tv show, White referred to her breasts as the “golden girls” due to their thick, blonde hair. White’s first marriage [...]]]></description>
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